Yesterday morning I was innocently trying out a new eyeshadow when I realized that the eyeshadow I was using was so darkly pigmented it was too much for anything other than a nightclub. To make matters worse I made the mistake of trying to balance out my one black eye by putting shadow on the other eye and wound up with two black eyes that were totally inappropriate for work. While my inner goth squealed yea!, my outer corporate bitch said #$%!. With no time to start over what is a goth gal who is late for work to do?



